Not blogging the Planet Podcast :-(

Yeah, my notes on this weeks Planet Podcast have "mysteriously" disappeared -- which means I'm looking for someone to blame and, yes, the girlfriend is at the top of that list (the dog is a close second).

If they ever turn up, I'll amend this post as if nothing ever went awry. In the meantime, listen to the actual Planet Podcast with KC and Elka recapping episode 5.2.

Liveblogging The Planet Podcast

All right, so it's not live -- it's barely even warm. The L Word was on Sunday. KC and Elka, the Planet girls, posted their podcast recap on Wednesday and I listened to it on Friday. For anyone who's never listened to this, check it out. Here are a few highlights culled for your interest (Oh, btw, KC and Elka sound almost exactly alike -- by the end of the season I'll almost have them straight, so, until then, quotes will be unattributed or, maybe, hmm ... Kelka?!?!)

Of foremost importance:

The Boobie Count: 4/8 -- Alice, Tasha, Shane, real estate lady

On Helena's humiliations:

"Hottest cavity search I ever saw."



On Helena's jailhouse social ineptitude:

"If you go to jail, when you meet your cellie [unusual familiarity will the lingo, don't you think?] for the first time, fake an American accent if you have to.

Even better? Don't say anything."

On Shane breaking free from Page:

"This is our Shane -- Open the door, there's a boob on her head and she's, like, 'Hi.' "


"Some may call it a problem ... if there's a boob on your head, I don't see a problem."

On Joyce Wishnea's guttural emanations:

"She must smoke one thousand cigarettes a day."



Quote of the week:

Tina: Since, when does Jenny have an assistant?

"That expression on Tina's face --

She was, like -- Huh!?! As soon as I saw that expression, I was like, Oh my God, I love Tina! What the fuck?! I started to question everything -- my sexuality, my own being. It's, like, what's going on? She's hilarious!"


Summing up:

"Really good. There were boobies. All kind of boobies. And no penises or bacne men."