Say it isn't so!

Ok, this is pretty much too much for me to handle, but there are rumors on the interwebs that our beloved Shane is ... gulp ... *dating* Paris Hilton. I almost rather she date Perez Hilton -- nevermind, I didn't say that.

Honestly, I don't believe this for a second. Kate has WAY better taste and, besides, she's Gwyneth Paltrow's cousin which means she has at least some blue blood flowing through her veins and no patrician would ever lay a hand on America's favorite skank.
Oh yeah, that's Ilene Chaiken, creator of the L Word, on the right thinking about the next public service announcement she'll so subtly place in an L Word episode.